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Job Interview

Some questions I have no idea how to answer.
These are actual answers I’ve used.
Interviewer: This position isn’t a normal 9-5 job but requires you to work nights and weekends is that a problem?
Me: I’ve worked nights and weekends for so many years I have problems adapting to 9-5.

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: still alive and in relatively good health.

Interviewer: What is your greatest strength and weakness?
Me: My greatest strength is adapting to new challenges and situations with relative ease and my greatest weakness is being able to take this question seriously.

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